Well the world is ending, we should all be in a constant state of panic again, but to make things a bit cute & fun, this time the theme is MONKEYS!
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Well the world is ending, we should all be in a constant state of panic again, but to make things a bit cute & fun, this time the theme is MONKEYS!
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Forget panic buying dunny-paper folks, you're looking at the issue from the wrong end. What you really need is some cool seeds and a bit of genuine food security.

With groceries, fuel, housing and everybloodything going UP UP UP, you can stress about what to do with your back-end later. Right now it shouldn't even be on your list, let alone be a priority.

What you should be 100% focused on is SEEDS!
Especially seeds grown the right way by me and the Mrs here at https://fairdinkumseeds.com

Seeds are the ONLY product in the world that actually increases its profitability after purchase by mass replication, meaning you can not possibly spend your hard-earned, ever-shrinking $ better, than by coming and buying some cool seeds from me and the Mrs.

Paying your rent, feeding your family, putting fuel in your car, forget it, that's all just DEAD MONEY!

Stocking up on seeds from us means not only can you get a nutritious, medicinal, ornamental, or even just an entertaining plant, giving you something to fill your days with whilst you watch the world end, those plants in-turn can make you MORE plants.

That's right folks, you are potentially more than DOUBLING your money.
Even more amazing is that those plants can each then make EVEN MORE PLANTS, giving an unlimited return on your initial meager investment!!!

Forget the bullion, stocks, cryptocurrency and NFT's, seeds is where the real long term investors put their $.   ;)

In honor of Monkey Pox being the latest batch of doom and gloom taking the world by storm, use the coupon code MONKEY to get 20% of EVERYTHING here at https://fairdinkumseeds.com

That's right folks, 20% off absolutely EVERYTHING at https://fairdinkumseeds.com when you use the coupon code MONKEY.
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Alrighty, enough of that rubbish, here's the real wack.
I truly do mean everything I said about seeds being a great investment, and that bit's all 100% true.
The other big part is with us heading into the colder months our Aussie sales are heading down, as is pretty normal every year.

Unfortunately this year is gonna be a bit different..
Couple years back Covid dramas killed international sales as Australia post removed all "letter" mail. Parcel only now, and it's crazy expensive with stamps alone costing us 200-740% more than just a couple years ago.
Obviously international folks don't want to pay that nonsense and it is only because we have rare plants you can't get anywhere else in the world that we still have any international sales at all.

When the spicy cough originally kicked off that meant a rough couple months followed by a pretty good year overall due everyone wanting to stock upon seeds, and none of our competitors being able to supply them. Most are bulk buying importers so they don't even grow them(Nearly all big Australian based seed suppliers, best not to think to deep about that...).

We were in the middle of a really bad drought at the time, so if anything Covid was kind of a lifesaver for us.
Unfortunately that dry year was followed by another one, but this time even worse, meaning we lost pretty much everything to the hungry critters.

Huge dragonfruit plants on posts, nasty spiky cactus, even toxic horrible tasting stuff like belladonna was completely eaten by hungry critters, so I couldn't restock anything, and nearly every replanting was a total bust.

This is why lots of stuff is currently sold out and trust me, I really do wish I had more stock to sell you!

We have finally had some great rain which is AWESOME(a little bit too much if I'm being honest, but hey I'm not complaining!) and a mad replanting frenzy is currently underway, but between right now and when the next crops are finished is gonna be a long stretch, and those harvests are going to be very small as my re-plantings were small.

After a couple years of repeated failures and the lowest rainfalls in decades I wasn't sure if it was just gonna be another dismal year of growth. I couldn't justify investing time into planting things that I just wouldn't have the water to keep alive.

Long story short my AU sales are way down, and they keep heading down further every day with the endless doom and gloom in the news.
I won't have the normal bump I have come to rely on from international sales now either, despite the weather is warming up and peak planting is just beginning everywhere else in the world.


With click bait spam nonsense being all the rage at the moment I figured monkey see, monkey do!

So yeah, come buy our stuff cos it's cool, come buy it cos we have lots of awesome stuff you can't just get anywhere else, come buy it cos we grow everything the proper old-fashioned way, come buy it as it truly is a great investment in your future, and your children's children's future, come buy it cos me and the Mrs need a bump in sales.
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Come buy RIGHT NOW and use the coupon code MONKEY to get a 20% discount on every single product in the website!!

That's coupon code MONKEY for 20% off everything in FairDinkumSeeds.com

 

Anyway, no matter what you do decide, be sure to have a rocking day folks!!!


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